Optimism in the Face of Demoralizing Search Terminology: On Contributing to the Delinquency of Youth in Qatar

Inspired by a recent post at Confessions of Your Husband’s Mistress, I decided to check my blog statistics and see what searches tend to bring people to my blog.  The number one hit: how to deflower a virgin.

I find this troubling.  People actively look for information on deflowering virgins, on how to steal innocence, to destroy something pure.

Or maybe I’m just being overly optimistic.  After all, your average 13 year old kid knows more about sex then I probably did at 21.  The internet is an amazing thing.

There’s a moral to be had there, but for the life of me I can’t see it.

Fortunately, anyone arriving at my blog via that search term will only find my story/memory about geocaching done right.  One of my favorite pieces, mainly because I liked the landscape imagery I used.  I’m still not sure where it all came from.  Regardless of whether my concern is based on unfounded optimism, at least I can take comfort in knowing that I’m not contributing defloration techniques to the delinquents of Qatar.

That’s where the most recent search hit was from.  Seriously, who the hell reads this thing from Qatar?

No offense, people of Qatar.  (Qatarians?)  You’re always welcome here.  Hello, welcome, ahlan wa sahlan.